February 2012
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Sophomore joke.
Smith: What's light blue and red all over?
Me: I don't know what?
Smith: IMSA Titan Sophomores in a blender.
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best tag i have seen all day
“goodnight. sleep tight. don’t let the bedbugs organize a coup and overthrow your bed in a bloody fight to the death.”
my rc just told me that i remind her of her...
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Cats in sinks... best website EVER →
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rant.
You piss me off to no end. I said what you wanted me to say because I thought it would help both of us out. Turns out, it was to your benefit only- that isn’t what makes me mad its that you lied to me. You’ve always fucking lied to me. You make my father out to be a monster when he isn’t the one who chooses alcohol over his kids. Granted he may have lacked in some areas but hes...
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Your mother is so fat, she significantly bends...
Waiting.
Waiting sucks. How do you seniors do it (wait so long for college responses)? I just want to know, my summer is riding on this.
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Dear mother,
fuck you and all of your lies. I was just gaining some sort of respect for you again but you lost it. Congratulations you win again.
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tha past 24 hours have been pretty kick ass
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:D
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ah shit.
all it takes is four words to really get me going. not sleeping doesn’t help, neither does all the caffeine… its going to be a very very long night.
i had
a pretty good birthday day :). thank you
I really don't understand
what is going on with this man. this class just flat out makes no sense.
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termin4l:
i think the best physical feeling in the world, is someones hands on your waist
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the advice of the night.. "Look pretty, get men"
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I think my mother was dropped on her head as a...
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My family
has fainting goats. If you scare them they just stiffen up and fall over. Its fucking hilarious. I can’t wait to go to Louisiana and try it :D… my cousin is a bad ass. Southern people are my new favorite.
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Because, I can’t keep myself from wanting something that I very likely can’t...
– My frann always says the most true things. (via ifyoulikeitlikethat)
I really enjoy talking to you :)
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A fun night.
I had a pretty fun night. My mom, my family from louisiana and I went to this music cafe called the rhythm kitchen. A fantastic band was playing. They sang happy birthday to me (because I am celebrating with mom a little early) and then they played a song that my mom and I used to sing with them. it was fun =]