1. Make sure he can laugh at himself
2. Go on a road trip or something that will show how he acts under pressure, agitated, or super hungry. You can tell a lot about a man when he is hungry.
3. Spend the night with him. If he can’t sleep next to you he shouldn’t be the other kind of sleeping with you.
4. Don’t have sex with him. You’re my daughter. I don’t want to know that stuff. 5. Don’t pick a moron. I’ll tell you if he’s a moron
Oh drunk dad moments
I love lisa simpson shes like 8 and she got her shit in line aw yeah
The past two months have sucked. My sister died in a car accident. Yesterday a good friend of hers and someone I spent a fair amount if time with, Nick, was murdered. These 20 year old people will never graduate from college or get married or have kids or legally drink a beer. Please, tell me how god is an all loving god. Don’t feed me this bull shit of “it’s a test for us” or “it’s to make us stronger”.
- Unknown (via adenoviridae)
THE OFFICIAL Hot Scots drum line - 2011 - Nigel - Talent Show at LHHS (by fernandiish)